Please stop what you’re doing. Please.
You have never, ever heard anything like this song before. Of this, I give you my absolute guarantee. Make sure you’ve got a pair of headphones on, or that you can turn your speakers up. Click play now, and continue reading this.
This is a real song commissioned for sale in the music marketplace by the Walt Disney Company. It’s called Dino Beat, and it’s by some poor schmo named J.R. Taylor. It’s a song that lists off the names of various dinosaurs to the, er, beat of thrashing guitars in the background. Listen to the entire thing, if you dare.
But wait, there’s more. This horrible, horrible song is not a fluke, a freak of nature. There is an entire album filled with songs this bad, and ones that are arguably worse. It’s called Dinosaur Song Factory, and it was released in 2000, coinciding with the release of Disney’s movie Dinosaur. You can purchase it on iTunes. You can also find it for download on the, you know, internet. You can also do what sane people do and run as far away from Dinosaur Song Factory as you possibly can.
“Can you hear the thunder… a million feet… doin’ the prehistoric… dino beat?”
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THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER OKAY
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